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THE STEZ STYX INTERVIEW
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Stez Styx was
the original drummer way back in 1981. He was well 'ard and had a crap
hairdo. Fond of battering everybody bar Muttley, he was sent to prison
in 1986 for GBH and re-emerged in 1990 to reclaim his throne. Replaced
by Winston Dread in 1993, he now resides in the land of Scouse.
You rejoined
the band in 1990, after describing drumming as "a waste of valuable
drinking time"...
It was that or
a clinic-I was doing way too much ale
How did you
persuade Chorley to relinquish the throne?
After my parole
board, I rang the Lads and said "I'm out!"
No one's seen Chorley since. Strange that...
What happened
to the famous Ringo haircut?
I left me pudding
bowl in the barbers.
I heard Eddie Shit had curled one in it.
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How
long was Beater in hospital after calling you a "closet queer"?
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Over six weeks,
the cheeky little olive-skinned twat.
I knocked
the fucking curry out of him.
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Is
it better living in Macc or Liverpool?
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There's
more queers to sort out here, Macc has been mostly cleansed. |
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Slimy
hired Winston Dread without telling you. Were you pissed off?
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It
was me who told him to! I was becoming a liability! Support acts were
too scared of me, I used to shit in a bucket and carry it round the house,
I was always pestering people for snout, sometimes I just wouldn't turn
up, I had dozens of court appearances, nights in the cells.. |
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 Stez's
1982 kit included a punk |
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If
the Lads did a final spunktacular concert before retiring, would you
drum for one song?
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NO WAY!
I do the whole gig or fucking nowt!
Styx shares his throne with no man! |
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How
did you feel about McCavity carrying a dead cat in a plastic bag around
with him?
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First
time I met him I said: "What the fuck is that!?"
And the cat said: "Its your new guitarist!" Ha! |
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Was
being in the Macc Lads a laugh or bollocks?
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A laugh!
A big fucking laugh! |
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What
was the best prank?
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Glueing
Bach to the seats in McDonalds! We all legged it, and he couldn't get
up! Panic set in, then "RIIIIPPPP!"
Bach comes legging it after us, and the arse of his pants is still stuck
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Did
you ever get left behind?
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Yeah-
somewhere in Anglesey. They came back after about 10 minutes- shit scared.
I knew they'd come back. And I know who voted to come back, and who voted
to leave me.... |
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What
was the most violent gig?
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I
never noticed any REAL violence at any gigs |
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What's your favourite
song?
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Miss Macclesfield
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