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THE K2 INTERVIEW
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The
"huge great blubbery thing"
is interrogated by Foxy Stoat.
How did you become one of the Lads
roadies?
An ad in the job centre:
"Roadie required, must be fat."
How long were you with the Lads?
I did gigs on and off from 1990 to 1994.
How did you get the name K2?
The second largest mountain they could
think of!
Did you get paid? Was it a good
wage?
For a 19 year old, unemployable fat git
it was alright.
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Did you feature
in any videos?
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I'm on "Sex,
Pies and Videotape" and was asked to do the adverts for "Beer
Necessities" but refused as Slimy wasn't going to pay me. |
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Were you mates with
the other fat roadies?
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We bonded in a "let's
all get covered in disgusting body fluids together" kind of way. |
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If the Lads were
to re-form, would you roadie?
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If Slimy upped those poverty-line wages.
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What have you done since you left?
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Opened a "Pies and Bestiality
Warehouse" in rural Bastard Lancashire. |
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Did you ever see
any of the Lads or roadies get injured?
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I've seen a few pint pots hitting
faces, and Eddie Shit getting his head split open in London. Which was
nice. |
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Have you ever been
injured during a gig?
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I don't
think so, but I got pelted with ball bearings by Nazis at one gig. That
was a long night.
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The Lads described
you as a "huge, great blubbery thing" , did you deserve it?
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Let me think...... Yes!
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After the way the
Lads treated Sandbach,
did they ever do anything to you which was horrible or humiliating?
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Any number of things. So what?
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Do you have a favourite
Macc Lads song?
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Jesus! Yeah! Charlotte always
makes me cry.
Ah, those beautiful major to minor chord changes... |
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