THE EDDIE SHIT INTERPOO
Interview by Liquid Goblin 26/01/99 Eddie Shit was the comic buffoon that took the first wave of gob, beer and piss from fans at most of the 1988 - 1991 Macc Lads concerts. He wore pukey outfits and sang songs about taking a shit. He was interviewed in between dumps.

Isn’t it sad for a man in his late 40s to be so anally fixated?

NOT REALLY. I HOPE I WILL STILL BE DROPPING PLENTY OF LOGS FROM ME ARSEHOLE UNTIL THEY NEED TO BE CAUGHT IN A LARGE PAMPER...

Why does Stez Styx hate your guts?

I SHAGGED THE CUNT OFF HIS LITTLE SISTER WHEN I WAS ROUND AT HIS HOUSE UNBLOCKING THE BOG. SHE RECIEVED A MASSIVE DOSE OF THE FERTILE EDDO SEMEN AND FELL PREGNANT. STEZ WENT APESHIT WHEN HE FOUND OUT AND VOWED TO KILL ME! I DONT KNOW WHAT HE WAS UPSET ABOUT, SHE SAID THAT HE'D SHAGGED HER PLENTY OF TIMES

 
What was Eddie Shit’s first ever gig?
 NATIONAL GIROBANK TALENT COMPETITION 1982. ONE OF THE JUDGES SCORED ME NIL......HA HA, I WENT OUTSIDE AND SHIT ON THE BONNET OF HER CAR AND SMEARED IT ALL OVER THE DOOR HANDLES.......
Where do you get your inspiration?
 JUST THE PURE SMELL OF MY OWN ARSE.......
Your albums featured excellent musicians. Who were they?
 ALL KINDS OF TWATS, ALL DESPERATE FOR A PIECE OF EDDO MAGIC... IAN MACNABB ON GUITARS, JIMMY HUGHES ON VOCAL HARMONY, DIZZ HELPED OUT. MUTTLEY IS IN THERE TOO.. AND STEZ ON DRUMS... BEFORE HE KNEW..
Tell us about the time that Sandbach
nearly beat you up at Stoke.
 BACH WAS BIG MATES WITH STEZ AND HE WANTED ME DEAD TOO. AFTER THE SHOW BACH WENT FOR ME. HE CHASED ME OUTSIDE, AND I MANAGED TO GET TO THE CAR JUST IN TIME. HE KICKED FUCK OUT OF ME MOTOR, AND IT COST ME £300 TO GET IT FIXED...THE FAT CUNT!
What were the Macc Lads like about being in the company of a bloke in a leotard and pink fur coat?
 THEY HAD A SMALL AMOUNT OF RESPECT FOR ME, EVEN STEZ. HE KNEW THAT I WAS A BIGGER STAR THAN HIM. BEATER WAS A BARREL OF LAUGHS........FAST FRET WAS FAST FRET AND MUTTLEY ACTUALLY GAVE ME THE PINK SPOTTY LEOTARD AS A MEASURE OF RESPECT....
Would you tour with the Macc Lads again?
 NO FUCKIN' PROBLEM....AS LONG AS STEZ LEARNS TO FORGIVE AND FORGET.
On a scale of 1 - 10, how violent were the Macc Lads gigs?
 NEWCASTLE STICKS OUT IN THE MIND COS I RECEIVED A COUPLE OF NEWCY BROWN BOTTLES FULL TEMPLE, THAT GIG RATES AS A 9 OUT OF TEN FOR VIOLENCE.
Have any of the artists you ripped off ever applied for royalties?
 NEVER. THEY SHOULD BE PROUD TO HAVE THEIR SHITTY LITTLE SONGS BASTARDISED BY MR EDDIE SHIT. I KNOW THAT QUEEN'S MANAGER HEARD POHEMIAN CRAPSODY AND HE LOVED IT. IF ANYONE WAS GONNA SUE THEY WOULD HAVE BY NOW..
Are you going to dust off the knob-shaped guitar and gig again?
FUCKIN' RIGHT! THE OLDER AND FATTER I BECOME, THE MORE BIZZARE THE ACT GETS!
What’s your favourite Macc song?
 NEWCY BROWN...BEST VOCAL OF ANY MACC TRACK!

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