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        THE BEATER | 
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         Interview by Liquid Goblin 17/02/99 The Beater recently agreed to be interviewed 
          by Goblin and as he's too tight to buy a computer it was sent by post. 
          Surpassing all expectations of misery he only answered 5 of the 23 questions. Your questions are so stupid that I've only answered no 14 & a couple of others  | 
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         What was the one thing about the Macc Lads you DID enjoy? Leaving  | 
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         Is it true that despite 
          looking about 15 when the band started you were in fact born in the 
          1950s? 
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         Don't forget we started in 1974.  | 
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         Do you still keep in 
          contact with anyone involved in the band? 
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         No  | 
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         If you could do the 
          Macc Lads all over again from 1981 what would you want to do differently? 
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         I'd join Spandau Ballet.  | 
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         What's the recipe for 
          Tikka Masala? 
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         Up Your Arse you sad fucker for dragging this shit band into the next millennium! This is my last contribution of ANYTHING to do with M.L. -EVER!  | 
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| Ah well I suppose that means we've got some space for some pictures of the miserable fucker... |   
        The Beater, Macclesfield, Winter 1986 | 
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       With 
        Guttley Fat Twat, 1990 | 
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| Huddersfield, 1983 | The 
        first picture of the Lads, Macclesfield 1982 - when the famous graffiti was discovered  | 
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