CHORLEY & MUTTLEY

 Hord & McLad, backstage, Leicester, 1989

1989 Interview by Liquid Goblin

Liquid Goblin - Why is your music so sexist, racist and offensive?

Muttley - It isn't sexist etc. It's fucking normal, you turd.

Is it true that the Beater and Muttley went to public school?

M - They don't have public schools in Pakistan.
C-  Muttley went to a pubic school (fnack! fnack!)

Your lyrics show a level of intelligence which blows away
your image as thick, beer swilling, Sun loving, British yobs.
Is your image just that, an image?

M - What are you rabbitting on about?
C - Can I hit him very hard please?

 
Are you going to start
making more videos to go
with your songs?

C - Are we fuck!

 
Why was Stez inside?

M - For battering the shit out of nosey little bastards.

How do I go about getting
backstage at the
Hummingbird gig?
And do you need a new
roadie?

M - How fat are you? Do you smell? Can you eat 14 big pies?
C - If you were a fit bird, no problem. Otherwise, fuck off!

How many O-levels have
the band got between
them?

M - It was School Certificate in my day, otter breath.
C - Well I'm sitting 4 feet from Muttley and I can't see any.

Did The Beater really walk
10 miles to get the jack back
(the twat)?

M - No. We made it up. He's a bus conductor really.
C - No. His real name is Abdul.
Can I get a fan club
application?		 C- There's too many people with daft accents in it already.
What's the new EP
going to be called?		 M - "Fuck Off Brummy Bastards"

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