MACC LADS TRACKLIST J-L
Muttley- There's loads of different recordings of this. Every
year we tried to release it,
every year it was a disaster. Pressing plants wouldn't touch it, one
load turned up
in, one load of singles arrived in February, and one year they arrived
but with music by some German oompah band.
There is no evidence to prove that I ever cut corners on production
I only want
the best for my boys. The pressing plants I used were all high quality
not backstreet cowboy operations. Look on the bright side ...
Think about the
miserable Bavarians in lederhosen...
Beater- Its just as well. Its a crap song.
Git- Also known as 'Julie
the Healthy Sandal' after a typing errot on the LP label.
of the band has admitted to being the originator of the story. However,
after a night
of filthy, perverted sex, Julie demanded a lift. She directed our unwitting
hero to a
school in Alderley Edge, and changed into her uniform en route..
damage to one of my fleet.
O'Peesha- Another Julie story was about how she once wet herself
the expanding pool of urine on the floor the teacher shouted:
why didn't you put your hand up?"
"I did Miss,
but it ran through me fingers."
Beater- Which one of you twats is trying to sing a harmony on
this? Its bloody rubbish.
great live song, where the lyrics are different every time.
My favourite was:
... "Urine who?" 'You're in for sloppy seconds at the gang bang.'
I am also
partial to the fretboard exploits of Phillip McCavity on this song.
not his BO.
Chorley- I liked the 'Gladiator' verse the best:
ate her before they fucked her at the gang bang..'
Stez- Who the fuck cares what you like, you fucking tart.
The sacred cowshit hits the fan. When they finished recording this at
Porky's, the Beater began
pouring beer over the equipment, kicking the machinery, and attacking
Porky Pig with
a big stick with a wiggly end. Unaccustomed to violence, I grabbed the
tapes, sped off
in my limo, and later claimed to have been in Bournemouth at the time.
appeared about this incident, but I later convinced Mr Pig that my boys
a great service in publicising his studio.
Beater- This is the only decent song we ever did. But the guitar
break is too short.
have gone on for at least another hour. Git used to say that everyone
to hear the
lyrics. That's bollocks. They came to hear my heavy chords.
The first time I played this, a pint pot hit my guitar lead and knocked
we all sang the 'Diddle iddle ee dooh di doo' bit. And it was dead funny.
Mard- You only sang it coz you couldn't play it properly.
Beater - Huh?... Look who's talking!
O'Peesha- If you think about it, the bit in this song where Muttley
gobs at the audience
the cause of the estimated 4 million tons of phlegm, sputum and greenies
coated the band over the years.
The video to this is ace. I look great in spandex keks, and my bottom
doesn't look big. ...
McCavity- I remember hanging around McDonalds asking for change,
and this posh tart offers to buy
me a meal. I said I'd rather have the money, but she said I'd only spend
it on meths.
For reasons known only to themselves,
Muttley and Mard decided to re-work the original,
and get rid of all the HM nonsense.
It now sounds like Klaus Wunderlich.
An ode to an ageing nurse. I have never seen the promotional video for
this, but I have always
been suspicious. Why did the lads need 5673 cans of Boddington's? Why
Why do I have
to pay for these extravagances?
Incidentally, Wildboar Clough is a tiny village in
the hills above Macc. It is a very tight-knit community.
If you get my meaning.
McCavity- They don't like strangers.
O'Peesha- Or tramps...
Mard- Or anyone who isn't related at least twice.