JULIE THE SCHOOLY ƒ  C F G Am Em Julie was a schooly and she said she came from Stoke Help her with her homework, she'll let you have a grope Wears her knickers round her ankles, they're always full of stains She'll swop a knucle shuffle for a note to get off games But you can't take her down the pub, she's a bit of a hound You can't order lemonade when you're buying a round She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four, She can bind like a whore, she can talk to your pork And she bangs like a shithouse door when the plague's in town She said she wanted plating, I dropped down to my knees I stopped myself from fainting, she smelled of mushy peas Then I found some carrots and I said that I'd be sick She said that the last bloke was, and she swallowed half my dick ©1987 The Macc Lads N.B.- 'Binding' = french kissing/snogging/ swopping spit 'Plating' = cunnilingus/ yodelling in the canyon/ moistening minge/ lapping labia/ kissing clit/bean flicking/ mouthing the man in the boat etc. TRACK CHAT HORRID HUNDRED