KNUTSFORD ƒ A C D G G# They're coarse and they act obscene up the Edge on Hallowe'en, And at the Knutsford Mayfair- shagging any lump they find there. You can pick them up at Top Rank, round the back for a quick wank Skiing in the Viva, all their kids look like the Beater Knutsford scabby women ©1985 The Macc Lads N.B.- 'The Edge' = Alderley Edge- a forest where thousands of yobs, hooligans and nerdowells congregate on October 31st 'Top Rank' = Knutsford services on the M6 where thousands of yobs, gits, whores and hooligans congregate every night. 'Skiing' = A lady sits between two gentlemen and pretends to 'ski' using whatever props come to hand. TRACK CHAT HORRID HUNDRED