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Macc. English Dictionary


KNUTSFORD

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They're coarse and they act obscene up the Edge on Hallowe'en,
And at the Knutsford Mayfair- shagging any lump they find there.
You can pick them up at Top Rank, round the back for a quick wank
Skiing in the Viva, all their kids look like the Beater
Knutsford scabby women

©1985 The Macc Lads

N.B.- 'The Edge' = Alderley Edge- a forest where thousands of yobs, hooligans and nerdowells

congregate on October 31st

'Top Rank' = Knutsford services on the M6 where thousands of yobs, gits, whores and
hooligans congregate every night.

'Skiing' = A lady sits between two gentlemen and pretends to 'ski' using whatever props
come to hand.

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