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Macc. English Dictionary


LADY MUCK II

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Dressed like her off Dynasty, with shoulder pads and jewelry
Wears expensive lingerie, the lady's posher than fuck
Ferro Rocher, haughty voice, and Malaga and stableboys
Marks and Sparks not Family Choice
The Lady's posher than fuck

You can use her piss for perfume and her pubes for dental floss
And her shit would make good toothpaste because she's so fucking posh
Lady Muck

Menthol fags and Harrod's bags, designer hats and dog to match
No tattoos and no moustache, the lady's posher than fuck
Took me to the opera, I shared a private box with her
Then spent the night on top of her
Her jewelry rattled like fuck

She had a fur coat and no knickers, but she were a real lady
She never swore or farted when she spilt her chips and gravy
Lady Muck

1989/98 The Macc Lads


NB- 'Marks & Sparks' - A posh shop near Tesco
       'Harrod's bags'
- Carrier bags owned by people in Prestbury
       'Ferro Rocher' -
The gold chocolates you buy when you've been caught shagging someone else

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