LADY MUCK II ƒ A D G F#dim Dressed like her off Dynasty, with shoulder pads and jewelry Wears expensive lingerie, the lady's posher than fuck Ferro Rocher, haughty voice, and Malaga and stableboys Marks and Sparks not Family Choice The Lady's posher than fuck You can use her piss for perfume and her pubes for dental floss And her shit would make good toothpaste because she's so fucking posh Lady Muck Menthol fags and Harrod's bags, designer hats and dog to match No tattoos and no moustache, the lady's posher than fuck Took me to the opera, I shared a private box with her Then spent the night on top of her Her jewelry rattled like fuck She had a fur coat and no knickers, but she were a real lady She never swore or farted when she spilt her chips and gravy Lady Muck ©1989/98 The Macc Lads NB- 'Marks & Sparks' - A posh shop near Tesco        'Harrod's bags' - Carrier bags owned by people in Prestbury        'Ferro Rocher' - The gold chocolates you buy when you've been caught shagging someone else TRACK CHAT HORRID HUNDRED