MACC LADS TRACKLIST D-F
DIRTY GLASS Git- A true story, sadly. Well most of it anyway.(He was actually a Sunni). Mind you, I always felt the dog to be a menace. Dread- Each time we play dis song, all de honkies dey jump about. Dey goin' mental innit? An Mard, 'im say dat Dread am not playin de song fast enough. An de song am got a false endin' innit? So, next gig, Dread am puttin' about a 'undred extra endin' on de song. Each one am faster dan de last. An Mard, 'im not quick enough. An 'im fingers a blur. And 'im fuck it up. O'Peesha- What?!?
DOCTOR DOCTOR Muttley- This is the only song that was ever censored. They wouldn't play the original: "I don't think rape's an offence, the birds want me dick, its immense" Now what's wrong with that? Beater- Its fucking rubbish, that's what's wrong with it.
DO YOU LOVE ME? Muttley- This was the first song we wrote together. I wrote the words and music, Stez made up the beat, and Abdul whinged coz there was no guitar solo. Stez -So we kicked fuck out of him. Beater- It should've had a guitar break in it. A dead long one. As it is, its crap.
EH UP! LET'S SUP! Git-This was first recorded at Porky Pig's in Salford. The Lads gathered around the microphone, beers in hand, they chanted the chorus, leapt around and punched the air. Except the Beater. Abdul Wazim-Ben Beater sat cross legged, arms folded, and mumbled. He only got excited at prayer times. Beater- It weren't me.
ENGLAND'S GLORY Git- The tale of Mr Styx's emigration to London. All 35 minutes of it. In those days, Boddington's, Players No6, and England's Glory matches were only sold in civilised areas of the country. They were used by intrepid explorers as a sort of 'security blanket.'
EVEN UGLIER WOMEN Git- Bald Eagle's contribution to the Oriface & Genital compilation. His High-Tech Super Shiny Remix used all those machines with flashing lights- the plasmatrons, glaucoders, digimaxes, and kronkalites. He had a free hand to utilise everything in his state of the art studio. So he just put a bit of clapping at the end.
FAILURE WITH GIRLS Beater-Me and Stez used to do this song in our punk band The Scum. Then Gutley Fat Twat hijacked it, changed the words and halved the guitar solo. Its rubbish now. O'Peesha- One of the finest moments in music history was Sandbach singing this on stage after we tipped around 500 laxatives in his beer. He was desperate for it to finish so he could dump. Of course, we played it extra slow.
FAT BASTARD Git- Without a crowd joining in, this always sounds limp. The guitar sounds thin, and the Beater was not a happy Pakki. It was recorded in an underground studio... and no one knew which way was East. Barrel- This was my song. I wrote the music to it, and I called it Gutbuster and it was about my favourite meal: Large Portions. Guttley Fat Twat hijacked it and changed the words, telling everyone that I tell lies. Which I don't. Ever.
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