You wouldn't believe that fat bastard's size
His massive gut is forty foot, it goes dark when he walks in the pub
His buttocks part, you'll smell his farts,
He's so fat, he can't wipe his own arse.
So now you've heard about the ugly turd,
He's a virgin and he's never had a bird
know he's gay? He goes round spreading AIDs.
pounds, he's very round,
guess his weight? That was his fourteenth plate
fat cunt at? Even his fat is fat.
measures: All songs use feet, inches, yards, miles, pints, quarts,
pounds, stones, roods, poles,