UGLY WOMEN ƒ  G Bb F "Just take a look over there. Is that one fit, with the long dark hair?" "She's got to be a mucky tart, her mate looks like a madman's arse." "Can I have the fit one?" "Now don't be boring." "My knob's cotdeath - its one foot long, and hard to get up in the morning!" Thank fuck for ugly women, all the boilers, bags and trolls Just so they could get a shag, they invented alcohol She had a face a pig wouldn't lick, complexion like a bag of sick Underneath her hanging gut, an alsatian with its windpipe cut Real fish in her fishnets, and squashed in a paste, Two eels (heels), two soles, and between her legs A very smelly plaice (place) ©1989 The Macc Lads N.B.- It is a well known fact that girls travel in pairs of contrasting appearance. i.e. A fit bird will always have a mate that lives under a stone;      a very fit bird will have a chum from the circus.      If you see a really hideously deformed car crash victim, wipe away that vomit      and buy her pal a pint. TRACK CHAT HORRID HUNDRED