MACC LADS TRACKLIST T-Z
Muttley- I went out drinking in Bollington.
This old bloke was wittering, and I just
used his whole
conversation for the song.
An old woman came in the pub and he shouts:
Ethel, 'ave y'ad a wash today?"
couldn't squeeze that line in.
The first time I played this on stage was about ten minutes after I
first heard it.
Stez- We met Abdul at the station and gave him his guitar and
in half an hour, and we're playing a new song that non of us has heard
He shat bricks.
Git- I decided to audition the girls for the role of Stella Strict.
I narrowed it down to two...
One had a
great voice, the other had fantastic stage presence. Which one got the
The one with
the biggest tits.
Muttley- Eddie never pulled. But one night at a party this bird
got dead pissed and ended up sleeping
with him. Next day he panicked: "Is she pregnant? Have I caught something?"
He was in
a right flap. He asked me to ask her what the score was.
"I didn't even know he'd been in!"
McCavity- I got ratarsed recording this. The bottleneck guitar
was a bastard. I used a can of beer, but
it only sounded right if it was just over half full. I got through fifty
O'Peesha- You told me sixty!
Mard- Go on...? You said you got pissed... So what else did you
drink? Eh? Pansy.
Git- Never played live because the band refused
to have that crusty pervert in the van.
not after that business with the coypu.
Personally, reprehensible though his personal
I have always been impressed by his very reasonable rates.
record that the chorus was sung by Buboe,
a girlfriend of one of the band...
as she appeared as a shapely growth under his armpit.
Knobby- I wiped my foreskin in Mrs Rigsby's butterdish.
Muttley- A song about a naughty nun, which never got released.
Slimy said it was too much to take
the piss out of religion as well as everything else. Which was bollocks.
the tape and put it in safe keeping in the hope that one of us would
thrown on stage. Then he would release it and retire.
Mard- I'm sure I've seen Slimy in the audience handing round
Chorley- And grenades.
Git- Unfounded, groundless accusations. I was in Bournemouth
at the time...
And I have
never seen any of you before in my life.
Git- The unwelcome return of Uncle Knobby.
Macc made the 9 0'Clock news when some wretched
was stripped, tarred, feathered and chained up by locals.
I would destroy all offenders:-
everyone from women drivers to crusty
old perverts like
... well, like Uncle Knobby actually.
Knobby- I've got some warm liver in my trousers.
O'Peesha- When we had the shop, we used to dread Thursdays. So
many fucking dribbling buffoons
and windowlickers used to plague us in there:- its obscene.
bloke used to come in every Thursday and dance around like a marionette-
like someone was pulling his strings from upstairs. He'd just walk in
dance and shout: "Doe!" "Doe!" -For about twenty minutes.
Git- Indeed I was myself tricked into menial shop duty on a Thursday.
A smelly chap came in and
asked me to play him a record: "Through the big speakers!"
dear chap, are filing cabinets." I responded.
the radio on, and he started to dance. To an interview with Kenny Dalglish.