TWO-STROKE EDDIE ƒ   G D Em C (Female Vocal) He pulled up on a Yammy 750, I got all wet, my buttocks started shifting I gave him a wink, I said: "Buy us a drink?" I got a double vodka and coke, He said: "Come outside, we'll go for a ride." I gave his leather trousers a stroke Two stroke Eddie I told him straight away I wanted porking (Tell us about the size of his pole) He only had an inch, and that was foreskin (Sounds like he was hung like a vole) The ugly twat finished in two seconds flat He had a problem with his timing The fat, spotty bum asked me if I'd come He's not worth the crust off my gusset lining Two-stroke Eddie I couldn't give a toss about his size, dear (You're a fucking lying slut) Two-stroke Eddie didn't touch the sides, dear (He didn't even have half a foot) He just made a mess all over my dress, I didn't even know he'd been in Then he had the cheek to ask to see me next week I wouldn't give him cheese off my quim Two-stroke Eddie ©1990 The Macc Lads TRACK CHAT HORRID HUNDRED