VERSE LXIX ƒ   D Em7 A Em She liked a fancy liquor (licker), she was called the Naughty Nun, Her daddy was a vicar, her brother was a monk, She wore dirty knickers and she liked the taste of spunk Its what she drunk She shagged like a rabbit when she got out the habit She booked a nine-hour session when she went to do confession She did her fornication with all the congregation Chapter nine, verse sixty nine says: "I'm the new messiah, I turn water into wine Got a kit from Tesco it was four pounds one and nine And its divine" The rector wrecked her rectum when he tied her to his lectern The preacher tried to teach her how to hold his wedding tackle While the canon shot his load off just behind the tabernacle Chapter nine, verse sixty nine says: "I'm the new messiah, I turn bitter into piss Here's the second coming, get your lips around my pips Genesis, verse sixty six" "I'm the new messiah, there's the burning bush I'll put my fag out next time that I'm chewing on your chuff" (Leviticus) ©1984 The Macc Lads N.B. Four Pounds One and Nine: = £4.1s.9d (£4. 1/9d) or four pounds & nine new pence. TRACK CHAT HORRID HUNDRED