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Macc. English Dictionary


VERSE LXIX

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She liked a fancy liquor (licker), she was called the Naughty Nun,
Her daddy was a vicar, her brother was a monk,
She wore dirty knickers and she liked the taste of spunk
Its what she drunk

She shagged like a rabbit when she got out the habit
She booked a nine-hour session when she went to do confession
She did her fornication with all the congregation
Chapter nine, verse sixty nine says:

"I'm the new messiah, I turn water into wine
Got a kit from Tesco it was four pounds one and nine
And its divine"

The rector wrecked her rectum when he tied her to his lectern
The preacher tried to teach her how to hold his wedding tackle
While the canon shot his load off just behind the tabernacle
Chapter nine, verse sixty nine says:

"I'm the new messiah, I turn bitter into piss
Here's the second coming, get your lips around my pips
Genesis, verse sixty six"

"I'm the new messiah, there's the burning bush
I'll put my fag out next time that I'm chewing on your chuff"
(Leviticus)

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N.B. Four Pounds One and Nine: = 4.1s.9d (4. 1/9d) or four pounds & nine new pence.

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