BITTER, FIT CRACK
After 3 years of trying, a gig in Blackpool ends with so much damage
that the Lads are
Ben Nevis (6'10" & 24st) becomes top roadie by eating Barrel in
an obesity competition.
new album is recorded at Bald Eagle's. Tracks include Julie the
HH7 Bitter, Fit Crack released on cassette only. Bob Geldof
objects to one song,
Barrel's Round - the Video recorded. Lads appear in Viz
for the first time. 1500 HH7
Slimy wins the court case.
The Beater wrecks a recording studio in Salford. He is furious that
engineer, "Porky Pig",
Get off Your Arse" Tour begins in Blackburn. Bitter, Fit Crack
released on vinyl.
The tour attracts huge crowds. In Bristol and Leicester, more people
are outside than in.
The Lads are banned from Newcastle, Slimy cries whilst refunding
all the ticket money.
A live album is recorded at Leeds. A smoke bomb goes off, Lockstock's
arm is lacerated
FLOCK 'N' ROLL
A new single is recorded on the 10th. Lads banned from Cleethorpes:
Lads play two foreign gigs- Edinburgh and Wrexham- where the
Bishop tries to ban them.
Release of Pietaster 7", Four Bleats to the Baa
Pietaster video appears on TV and enters the
Court case: Crown v Muttley McLad. McLad accused of displaying a
plastic dog turd in
Police appeal against the panda pooh decision. All set for the House
Release of Live at Leeds, The Macc Lads (the who?). No 1
in some charts. No sign of it
"Made in Macc" Tour: Coventry, Buckley, Scarborough, Birkenhead,
Come to Brum video recorded at Birmingham. The Lads also record
Fun in Scotland. Is a jock still running around with someone else's
ear in a plastic bag?
The Macc Lads unite all political parties on Worcester Council-
they vote unanimously to
FROM BEER TO ETERNITY
Fast Fret's first gig ( Walsall) is banned.
The "Funny Shaped" Tour visits many revolting places, including
Muttley wins the Grand National sweepstake (as usual). Lads get
banned from Wigan,
The Retford gig goes down in history as the hottest ever. Fleets
of ambulances ferry away
From Beer to Eternity recorded at Bald Eagle's on the longest
day. Songs include:
A gig in Mansfield is banned at the last minute, the band invade
a pub down the road,
..And Drinking Partners released, featuring the Lads, Eddie
Shit and Fatman, Turner,
From Beer to Eternity released. McCavity wakes up for the
5 minutes it is in the charts.
One Foot in the Gravy Tour begins with a ban in Portsmouth.
Liverpool gig is filmed-
At Newcastle, the Lads are required to smash the nation's supply
of Newcy Brown bottles
with their skulls. Articles thrown at the Birmingham concert include
Quality of Mersey video and Jingle Bells single released.
Nevis has to be chipped out
STEZ IS BACK
Stez plays his first gig in 5 years at Fat Freddy's party in Edinburgh.
Lads banned from
After a not very secret gig in Stoke, The Stez is Back- Spring
Offensive Tour begins
The Lads play in Hull (at last), North Wales and Cumbria- where
a record number of
McCavity wakes up on a foreign beach. He was hitching to Colwyn
Bay, but the driver
McCavity returns in time to get thrown out of Cheltenham- where
the first bag of hot sick
Fast Fret suffers alcoholic poisoning,
Stez Styx battles through Iraq (twice) and returns with an illegal
immigrant in the boot.
LP recorded at Baldy's on Sep 3rd. Songs include Alcohol, McCavity,
Sandbach claims to have bricked the kebab house window. Remarkably,
no one notices
The Beer Necessities is released on LP MC CD VHS and T-Shirt.
Bog n Roll Circus
The Tour continues, and Bach continues to be left behind in odd
places. In Manchester,