EDDIE SHIT

A TOILET CLEANER FROM AINTREE

Edward supported the Macc Lads on many occasions (1989-93).
His motto: "Shit by name, shit by nature" was a big hit with fans abroad.
Eddo did several "In Continent" foreign tours.
 The German Fanclub- "The Turd Reich" followed him into Poland,
while the "Shitalians" wore bogroll nappies at every concert.
Eddo was proud of his shit songs and shit performances, but he got on the wrong side of Stez Styx after a concert in Warrington:
"You're shit!" Said Styx
"I'm glad you liked it." Said Shit.
So Stez stabbed him.
Favourites at Shit gigs included "Dogshite Now" and "Bohemian Crapsody".
He also did cover versions, the Rod Stewart and the Faeces hit "Pooh Hall Richard" and the Gene Shitney classic "24 Hours on Toilets".
Early Shit performances were conducted whilst defecating on stage.
Shocked audiences complained, and walked out.
Flushed with this success, Edward embarked on his "On the Job" Tour- a lightening series of serenades performed in cubicles of public lavatories. This time the audience (usually numbering one), was unable to leave until nature had taken its course.
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