heavily armed seething mass of foul mouthed beer monsters who
launched their armoury of phlegm filth and fluids at the stage-
(SEE PROJECTILE CHART)
PA & MONITORS- Axminster ensured that the audience could
hear all the rude words, and the Lads could hear themselves
- A perverted clump of birds who were excited by ugly men covered
in other people's snot.
THE BARRIER- Erected to keep back the baying hords and serve
as a shelter for the bouncers.
THE PIT- No-man's
land. Projectiles, stage divers and drunken band members landed
BOUNCERS- Tankie, Mungo, Mussolini, Igor and Lockstock received
the badly aimed bottles piss and phlegm
ROADIES- Al O'Peesha, Blub, and Slob changed strings and sprayed
WD40 to keep out the beer and piss,
but their main job was to ensure a steady supply of ale for
the thirsty band.
FATTIES- K2, Ben Nevis, Killingman Giro, Barrel and Bach were
fat and useless.