BEERSEXCHIPS N GRAVYMACC
Macc. English Dictionary
TOURS


MACC LADS STAGE PLAN

MuttleyStez/Chorley/WinstonBeater/Mard/Fast FretWestbury BassGibson SGChad Valley KitFATTIESProjectilesPA ROADIESCROWDPA
AERIAL VIEW
THE PITBOUNCERBOUNCERBOUNCERPAPABASS AMPDRUMKITMARSHALL STACKGROUPIESDREAD/STYX/HORDMONITORMONITORMONITORMONITORMIXING DESKNEIL AXMINSTERGUTLEY FAT TWATROADIEROADIEFATTIEFATTIEMARD/BEATER/FAST FRETBARRIERCROWD

CROWD- A heavily armed seething mass of foul mouthed beer monsters who launched their armoury of phlegm filth and fluids at the stage- (SEE PROJECTILE CHART)
PA & MONITORS- Axminster ensured that the audience could hear all the rude words, and the Lads could hear themselves swearing.

GROUPIES - A perverted clump of birds who were excited by ugly men covered in other people's snot.
THE BARRIER- Erected to keep back the baying hords and serve as a shelter for the bouncers.
THE PIT
- No-man's land. Projectiles, stage divers and drunken band members landed in here.
BOUNCERS- Tankie, Mungo, Mussolini, Igor and Lockstock received the badly aimed bottles piss and phlegm
ROADIES- Al O'Peesha, Blub, and Slob changed strings and sprayed WD40 to keep out the beer and piss,
but their main job was to ensure a steady supply of ale for the thirsty band.
FATTIES- K2, Ben Nevis, Killingman Giro, Barrel and Bach were fat and useless.