PROJECTILE CHART Various objects have been thrown at the Lads- how does your town compare? PROJECTILE LOCATION Beer Urine Phlegm Glasses Bottles Cans People Shoes Water Clothing Everywhere Beer crates Condoms Tampons Sanitary towels Coins Pies Bogroll Most Places Needles Chairs Ashtrays Beermats Several Places Pig's ears Liverpool Widnes Birkenhead Chester Knickers London Leeds Middlesbrough Stink bombs Nottingham London Torquay Tables Blackburn Leeds Manchester Scaffolding Leeds Birmingham Hull Smoke bombs Leeds Bradford Pig's penis Liverpool Birkenhead Pig's parts+ Merseyside Pig's tail Widnes Toilet brush Preston Sandbach Manchester Toilet seat Glasgow Birmingham Ceramic tiles Birmingham Haddock Hull Bag of hot sick Cheltenham Newspaper confetti Leipzig Toilet Birmingham Paving stone Manchester Smoke bomb Leeds Cow's lung Birkenhead Gloss paint Birmingham Dead cat Stoke Nothing Dublin Kitchen sink Birmingham NB:+ The complete pig is yet to be assembled- we lack a hind leg and a spleen. FOR THE RECORD Most pints of piss thrown: Whitehaven 1990 Most bottles thrown: Newcastle 1989 Most Cans: Torquay 1989 Most Serious Injury: Buckley 1992 Largest Gob (weight)* Bolton 1987 Largest Gob (volume)** Bolton 1987 NB:-* This had blood in it, and was the size of a fist. ** The Alien: This gob covered Muttley's face: - filling both eye sockets and all respiratory vents.
	PROJECTILE PONDERING (Band members discuss the science of ballistics)
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