MACC LADS TRACKLIST C-D

CHARLOTTE

Git- When this song was recorded the first time, it had a verse missing.
I was concerned about studio costs, and moved the clock forward,
so the lads thought it was last orders.
On the Live album, the missing verse is restored.

Muttley- Ray No took a photo of us in the subway under the railway.
When it got developed, you could see the graffitti on the wall behind us:
Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc.

Stez- Every bird called Charlotte claims its about her, even Mard's mum.

CHESTER ZOO

Git- I ran a competition before the Beer Necessities was recorded.
1st prize was to sing backing vocals. The winner was Mr Lew Keemia of Runcorn.
O'Peesha- I had to go and fetch the twat, but we got snarled up in traffic.
By the time we got back, all there was left to do was some animal noises on this track.
Lew did the coypu noises.
He was pretty good too.

McCavity- The only thing I ever wrote was this riff. And I fucked off before we got to record it.
The Beater made a right pig of it.

DAN'S BIG LOG

Beater- This is the most versatile riff in the world.
Mard- No it isn't.

Knobby- I like to rub my genitals on other people's face towels

Chorley- If you drive out of Macc through Mottram you can see
the posh house where this all happened.
I think they've put a plaque on the patio.

DAN'S ROUND US 'ANDBAGS

Git- Not one of the Dan tales, but an example of how my boys are unable to resist awful puns.
I pointed out that when the final part of the Dan Trilogy was released, it would be episode number four. They said that it would be a better value trilogy.

McCavity- Binbag sang this while I was shagging her.
Mard- That wasn't Binbag, that was your Mum.

DAN'S UNDERPANT

Beater- Fucking hell... The New Delhi... That place had a lot to answer for.
Stez- This was during the Great Bogroll Famine. Macc looked like Pachendaele.
Muttley- It was three foot deep outside the Town Hall.
O'Peesha- Remember Morph?
Chorley- Morph- The Horribly Deformed Dwarf? They never found him did they?
McCavity- A few jockeys disappeared that week as well.

DEAD CAT

Muttley- Fast Fret wouldn't play unless that disgusting smelly thing was sat on his amp.
Chorley- You mean your mother?

McCavity- The amp didn't sound right without the cat on it. We did everything together.
I took it for walks and fed it. I even shared my meths with it. My only real friend
... And you lot killed it.
Mard- It was dead already. It had been dead for months when you found it.

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