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Macc. English Dictionary
TRUE STORIES

CAMELOT

Muttley wandered into his local newsagents to buy a lottery ticket....

"Hey you'll never guess what?" Said the newsagent.

"You've just realised that you're face looks like a gibbon's arse?" Suggested Muttley.

"No. My lottery machine broke down last week."

"Well you're not supposed to stick your knob in it, you know."

"Ha, ha. No, the bugger broke down, so I rang up Camelot, right?
And this lad on the other end asks where I'm ringing from?
So I says: 'Macc'.
And he says: 'Give over! Where are you really ringing from?'
So I says: 'No, really. I'm in Macclesfield, Cheshire.'
And he says: 'Honestly? I thought they'd made it up!'"