RACE CHART
All
races are given a 'hatred factor' according to the following categories:-
Accent
Extra points are awarded for particularly annoying vowel
sounds and unintelligibility
Cheating
Maximum points for cheating at football, or beating us
at any of the minor sports
Individuals
A well-founded basis for racism is knowledge of a single
individual:
-Robbie Williams is a Potter- therefore it is perfectly acceptable to
abhor ALL Potters
Appearance
A good racist attack will concentrate on the
physical attributes of the detested nationality, such as ginger hair,
the wearing of tartan and acne.
Characteristics
This may include national traits such as penny-pinching,
meanness, parsimony and thrift
Because
This is sufficient cause to hate an entire
race of people-
eg. Germans- because they are German
| RACE |
ACC |
CHEAT |
IND |
APP |
CHAR |
BECAUSE |
TOT |
| ARGIES |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
60 |
| JOCKS |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
11 |
61 |
| DRUIDS |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
60 |
| FROGS |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
60 |
| YANKS |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
60 |
| MANCS |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
60 |
| POTTERS |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
60 |
| COCKNEYS |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
60 |
| AUSSIES |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
60 |
| GERMANS |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
60 |
Analysis
As
we can see, the Parsimonious Picts have just edged it from the Filthy
French and the Horrible Huns. Lack of space has meant that only the
top ten loathsome species are featured, and we hope at some point to
include the full chart.
If you hail from somewhere South of the tip or North of Tytherington
petrol station,
don't worry- you'll be in there somewhere.
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