It was half a crown then to buy me beer
But they closed it down to redecorate,
They said they'd knock a wall down, change the bar round, paint the door brown,
Its going to look great
I walked in the door, couldn't believe my eyes
Every cunt had a shirt and tie,
Mirrored walls and daft plastic trees, it was a
I went to the
bar to get my ale, she said: "Tetley Bitter's not for sale."
What the fuck have they done to my pub?
N.B.- Half a Crown = 2/6d = 12½ new pence (real money was dispensed with in 1971).