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Macc. English Dictionary


MUSSEL MAN

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Here he comes the mussel man, the mussel man, the mussel man
Here he comes the mussel man, he's got fishy fingers

Cockles mussels whelks and kippers, winkles oysters scampi fritters
Been inside your mother's knickers, he's got fishy fingers

All at sea for months with three men, scuppers full of salty seamen
He did what he could to please them- he's got fishy fingers

Captain Birds Eye- what a skipper, out at sea with all those nippers
Mother's favourite babysitter- he's got fishy fingers

Periwinkles shrimps and crabsticks, octopus that tastes like plastic
He thinks hairy clam's fantastic- he's got fishy fingers

Crabs and clams and cod and kippers, he's our salty sea dog skipper
Hot fish yoghurt round his zipper- he's got fishy fingers

There he goes, the mussel man, strong right arm, its muscle, man
There he goes the mussel man, he's got fishy fingers.

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