MARY, QUEEN OF POX ƒ   A E D Bm She's harder than nails, she's tougher than bricks, Twenty two stones with muscles in her shit And her skin's hard and leathery, breaths full of cheddary bits Spreads wide her muddy knees, spreads venereal disease, The lice and the warts and the boils and the fleas And the crabs and the syphilis, scabs in her clitoris cheese We call her Mary Queen of Pox- There's a curious rash underneath her tache, Germs with teeth hide inside her gash There's no gettin over her, everytime you go for a slash Each time you slash it burns, scratch at your rash and squirm Round worm tapeworm inchworm bellyworm She's dead keen to share with us all of her various germs We call her Mary Queen of Pox- Spores on her grubby lips, sores on her chubby hips Love and hate on her stubby digits New strain of bacteria in her interior bits She's not very ladylike, looks like a transvestite When she strikes she's cool she's calm and she's businesslike You'll always find her sittin by the man on his twenty ninth pint We call her Mary Queen of Pox- She's had more cocks inside her box with gonorrhoea We call her Mary Queen of Pox- And she has knocked more helmets off than Boadicea And she's more violent and drinks more beer She's Mary, be wary of her hairy flaps She's Mary, be wary of a momentary lapse She's Mary, be wary, of the legendary clap ©1998 The Macc Lads NB: Boadicea- Queen of the Ancient Britons- she destroyed two Roman Legions and burned down London- because someone "looked at her funny". Too scared to go near Macc though. TRACK CHAT HORRID HUNDRED