B A E
MAN IN THE BOAT
My fingers went in search of the pouting labia
Smelled dead strong, I thought I'll have a bit of this
And my tongue went looking for the clitoris
Can't fucking find it - where's the man in the boat?
disappeared, she must be faking
over to watch Eastenders
N.B.- 'Eastenders' - a television programme understood solely by women.