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MADE OF ALE
She's got seamen (semen) on her chest and Morecambe (more come) on her sign
She said she'd got her menstrual cycle, I said: "You'd better flog it"
Didn't want to make a meal of her, so I gave her a lump of hot fish yoghurt
I bet she comes from Macclesfield
and flatulent, she couldn't make a decent brew,
she owned a pub in London, called the Old White Hart
N.B.- Maida Vale- an area of London- which is a big town, near France (we think).