GREASE STOP ƒ  D A B E C#m Packing up the PA at the end of the night, Everybody's knackered and they're covered in shite We've played to Southern poofters, Jocks and Druids And showered each other with bodily fluids Blood sweat and beer, fanny batter and piss We're going to the services on the M6 Grease stop: bacon and eggs, sausage and beans and a pile of fried bread Grease stop: who'll eat the most? Ben Nevis has pissed on Slippery's toast Costs a fucking packet, but don't you knock it Stez hid his beans in his inside pocket I've got a pickled liver, I don't give a shit, more tar on my lungs than the A56, Spots on my face from too many chips, No woman would give me the crust off her clit Blood sweat and beer, beer sweat and blood Seventeen miles to Michael Wood Grease stop: piles of fried bread, Muttley got hit by a low-flying egg Grease stop: bring your own ale, black puddings are off, the bread buns are stale Grease stop: pie on your head, beans down your teeshirt, soup down your leg Grease stop: who'll eat the most? Slippery pissed on McCavity's toast Blood sweat and beer, beer sweat and crap Twenty more miles to Watford Gap. ©1990 The Macc Lads N.B.- Watford Gap (M1) & Michael Wood (M5) are motorway services frequented by the band at half past cunt in the morning on the way home.  Others recommended for high lard content and food-fighting facilities are:- Birch (M62) Trowell (M1) Southwaite (M6) and the Great Grease Temple at Hilton Park (M6). N.B.-Macclesfield English Dictionary (MED) definitions are as follows:-          Southern Poofters: Those living to the South of Congleton          Jocks: Those who dwell beyond Leeds          Druids: Anyone who lives in (or near) Wales TRACK CHAT HORRID HUNDRED