GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN ƒ   A B D C#m F#m E I got a barmaid from St Helens in the back of my Vauxhall Viva She had massive melons and I wanted to bang her beaver She had real bad breath and a dose of the pox I ripped off her bags and her sweaty socks and rattled my potatoes against her dirtbox Spread your legs and get your knickers down I'm god's gift to women in this fucking town She said I was good looking, and looked a bit like George Michael But she didn't want a fucking, she was on her menstrual cycle, So I gave her a lift down to Sandbach, she was after some grub, she was on the cadge I got some meat and stuffed it up her vadge Spread your legs and don't make a sound, I'm god's gift to women in this fucking town It was a messy job, but I kept my shirt on, It was a penny round collar, I got it from Burton's I got a good taste of her Bird's Eye beef curtains ©1985 The Macc Lads N.B.- "Sandbach" (pronounced 'sand-batch') is: a) A motorway service area, and- b) A stupid, fat, useless, and oddly-shaped creature - taken to concerts for purposes of ridicule and abuse; and- 3) A village responsible for breeding (b). N.B.- "Burtons"- A shop on Mill St with an excellent range of tank tops, flares and jackets with wide lapels.                                Sadly, it doesn't sell beer or fags. TRACK CHAT HORRID HUNDRED