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Asked where she worked, she said: 'Hadaway & Shite.'
She was feeling kind of clarty, she was off to the netty,
I think she must have meant the bog,
'Do you want a drink, love?'
'Alreet, pet, eighty bob.'
Geordie girl, with a crusty gusset and a gob the size of the Tyne
'Let's go somewhere
quiet before my mates arrive, you look lovely.'
Geordie girl, he gave her pints and fags and grub and shorts
Geordie girl, She talked and talked, he didn't understand a thing
N.B.- This song
contains expletives, consumer goods and colloquialisms found only
in NE England.