BUENOS AIRES ƒ  A D E C#m F#m There was a load of bloody fairies in Buenos bloody Aires With greasy hair and sweaty bums, they'd never heard of Boddington's A different culture and a different race, - no chippies in the fucking place, You can keep that poof Ardiles, we're going to have your Malvinas Eh Up! They got our backs up without a doubt, time to sort those Argies out Costa Mendez lives in fear of real men who can hold their beer Eh! Eh! Eh! The lads are on their way, With bayonets and tommy guns and bellies full of Boddington's Eh Up! Fray Bentos and cheap red wine is all they eat in the Argentine But after a scrap with the English Navy, they'll ask for the recipe for chips 'n' gravy ©1982 The Macc Lads N.B.- Costa Mendez was the Argy Foreign Secretary in 1982.          'Las Islas Malvinas' was what the Argies had the temerity to call the Falkland Islands. N.B.- Ossie Ardiles was a minuscule Argy footballer who played for Spurs. He was stuck in Argentina until the war was over. They found him when they cut the grass. See Also: BUENOS AIRES 90 TRACK CHAT HORRID HUNDRED