Trying to fix the lighting and undercoat the door.
She ran down the road, her teeshirt was bouncing,
Looked like two rabbits fighting, she never wore support.
Said she had
a toothache, had to see a dentist,
stank of fish, I bent to kiss her clitoris, it smelled of piss,
Had to get
her paralytic, got out the antiseptic, and the anaesthetic,
got an infection, you'll need a quick injection...
miss, but here's the twist, I'm here to help put up some shelves.
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