BOG ROLL PREFERENCES

The vast amounts of beer, chips, gravy, pies, fanny batter and curries consumed by the lads has put a huge strain on the rain forests. Soft toilet tissue made an unsuccessful debut at Kwiksave in Thornton Square in 1981.
Several rolls still remain unsold: the population preferring more traditional equipment....

Muttley McLad- Wet & dry sandpaper ( from JBagnall & Sons, Sunderland St)

Winston Dread- Macc Express (Brown St Newsagents)

Al O'Peesha- Medicated Isol- (secondhand)

Pott Shrigley - Moss, dockleaves (Macc Forest)

Johnny Mard - Germans (airport, football grounds, abroad)

Chorley the Hord - Lavender scented chiffon (Designer Warehouse, Prestbury)

Mussolini - The Beater

Ben Nevis - Sheep (everywhere)

The Beater - His hands

Uncle Knobby - Small rodents (Petsmart, Lyme Green)

Stez Styx, Phil McCavity, Mungo, - Nothing