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Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.
But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.
Slap that and ride the ripples, just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.
Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh.
she eats a lot of pies,
I knew that
she wanted me to shag her, so I stabbed her cunt with my mutton
she eats a lot of chips,