D E D# B
Stuck our faces
out the windows on the way to Leeds
Wagged our stumps together, we're not like the other breeds
We'd lie in wait for postmen, I showed you how to spot them
But I can't tell you that I love you when your nose is up my bottom
We hung around
the butcher's and grummidged in his ship
I ate too many fish heads and let you eat my sick
The tripe was ripe and mouldy, the sausages were rotten
But I can't tell you that I love you when my nose is up your bottom
We ate country
pancakes, chased rabbits in the fields
Barbara Woodhouse, Ronnie Barker, and Lassie on TV
I even let you lick my piss, or have you just forgotten?
But I can't tell you that I love you when your nose is up my bottom.
©1993 The Macc
Woodhouse, Ronnie Barker, Lassie:
Voted top TV personalities in a recent telebone poll for dogs.
Winners in the pop music category were:-
1}Shirley Basset: 2}David Bow-wowie: 3}Beagle-Eyed Cherry