PRESTBURY GIRLS ƒ B E F# G#m Knutsford girls are fat and spotty, Buxton girls have got big bottys Nantwich girlies' tits are flabby. Prestbury girls have got rich daddies Paula or Lynn, they've all got a quim, Maggie or Madge, They've all got lips and tits and clits and slits and pinkish bits and a pouting vadge Wilmslow girls all like Chris Rea, Sandbach girls have gonhorrea, Poynton girls go out with Martins, Gawsworth girls just can't stop farting Tights or stockings, they all want a cock in Barbara or Babs They've all got lips and tits and clits and slits and pinkish bits and pouting flaps Give me any old bag, I'll fucking fuck it Give me any old bag, even if they're fat Give me any old bag, with a cunt like a bucket They've all got lips and tits and clits and slits and pinkish bits and pouting twats ©1991 The Macc Lads TRACK CHAT HORRID HUNDRED