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MACC LADS PARTY
Slob was in the
kitchen eating pies and mucky tarts
Bammy's in the bathroom, lighting up his farts
Beater's supping bitter, he's getting really canned
He locks himself in the bog, he's shagging Baggy Anne
"Ale's run out! Who's for tea or coffee?"
Stez Styx pegs it down the road, and breaks in to the offy
Charlotte's eating mushies, she's really off her box
She's going to take her false teeth out and suck some scabby cocks
Macc Lads are
having a party, round at Muttley's flat
Better bring some ale, my son, or we'll kick your fucking cunt.
You can come
if you're a Macc Lad, fuck off if you're queer
You can come if you're a fit crack, but you've got to bring some
©1984 The Macc
i}Mushy Peas- a local delicacy consisting of finest snot, strained
vomit, and chemicals.
ii}Mushrooms- Fungus served as a starter, and quite filling-
thereby not leaving "much room" for anything else.
iii}Magic Mushrooms- Foodstuff eaten by hippies and crusties with
strange coloured hair.