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Macc. English Dictionary


MARRIED TOMORROW

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He's getting married tomorrow, he's under the thumb
Married tomorrow, to a bird with a big bum
A virgin on Wednesday, now he's a dad
The only shag he's ever had

And she will nag nag nag nag nag you every minute
She'll say no no no we're staying in tonight
Hide that season ticket, or she'll bin it
Friday night, Price is Right, babysit for life

He's getting married tomorrow, he's not going south
Married tomorrow, to a bird with a big mouth
Not going Wembley, he's going to church
All coz his johnny bag burst

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