BLACK LATRINE ƒ   C G D C7 Summer time, piss was minging, turds were stinking, full of flies Other times, foul and acrid, rank and rancid, pus and bile Everything obscene in the Black Latrine Dragonflies several species in the faeces and the mire In the grime, arses dribble, maggots wriggle, sludge and slime There's things you've never seen in the Black Latrine And the termites patrol through the turds around the bowl, Twenty years in quarantine for the Black Latrine So unclean, piss turned solid, dank and squalid, stench is vile Black Latrine, flies lay more eggs in the durex and the shite No one's ever cleaned in the Black Latrine Foreskin cheese, stinking slurry, pubes and curry, dysentry Upto your knees, fermented urine, smells like you're in A Lavatory A stench that stings your eyes and rots your teeth Diarrhoea down the walls, slimy turds upon the floor, There's no sign on the stall, sewage piled against the door No one's ever cleaned in the Black Latrine © 1997 The Macc Lads N.B.- "Minging" (MED):  To smell so horrid that one feels the need to clean one's teeth. The word stems from a Macclesfield Restaurant "The Ming Yin" :- EG: "I dug up my dead granny last night. Eurgh! She was really ming yin." TRACK CHAT HORRID HUNDRED