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Macc. English Dictionary


GAS! GAS!

(BEN NEVIS II)

ƒ   G Am D C/G D+

Chemicals slipped in the beer, warm wet feeling at the rear
Underpant activity, HS at liberty
The fat cunt's done a botty burp, this one's for the connoisseurs
The atmosphere smells of pooh and it tastes of vindaloo

Gas! Gas! Quick lads! The air in here is turning brown
Gas! Gas! Quick lads! Get the fucking windows down
Gas! Gas! Quick lads! Fatty's done a trouser cough
Gas! Gas! Quick lads! I think the big fat twat is touching cloth

He's filled the room with 'Eau de Turd', less gas crimes at Nuremburg
Boiled eggs, and old kebabs, fuck sake, no one strike a match

Gas! Gas! Quick lads! Everybody's choking to death
Gas! Gas! Quick lads! Loud and sour botty breath
Gas! Gas! Quick lads! Dig a trench, avoid the stench
Gas! Gas! Quick lads! Fatty's filthy, fat and flatulent

Boils growing on your tongue, acid filling up your lungs
Lips go green, teeth fall out, hear the victims scream and shout

Gas! Gas! Quick lads! What the fuck has he been eating?
Gas! Gas! Quick lads! It must have had some rotten meat in
Gas! Gas! Quick lads! I've got tears in my eyes
Gas! Gas! Quick lads! I think a rat crawled up his arsehole and died
(Some considerable time ago)

A fog has crept from buttock cleft for the pleasure of the deaf
He raised a cheek, he made a squeak- feel that heat and taste that meat

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N.B.- "HS"- Hydrogen Sulphide- stink bomb gas/ rotten egg pong

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